Total Medals Earned: 446 (From 61 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,385 Points
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 2/27 (35/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Do a combo of 9!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Play NG Tarot Card Collab
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.